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alex alberta canada 19 male chemical engineering student i can't remember the 90s
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100,932 notes
September 15th

chevalierdog:

today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

53,523 notes
September 15th
tuhree:

in case you were having a bad day check out this guy i just saw

taliabobalia:

usually i wake up with a song stuck in my head but today it’s the phrase “i ain’t some hasidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees”

hentai1080p:

youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

2,266 notes
September 13th